Cheap car insurers let you in on their driving secrets.

As many cheap car insurers will readily inform you, the phrase “Ere, you’ll never guess who I had in the back of my ride the other day mate” is what usually rings in your pre-taxi normal ears should you find yourself in the unlucky position of having to call upon the driving services of a buffoon piloting a black cab. But, in an ideal driving world, ideal that is from a cheap car insuring perspective aswell, where these sort of fetid people simply don’t exist, who would you most like to partner you on a car journey? Or, put another way - be in the close proximity of? That’s the very same question our friends over at Autotrader put to the unsuspecting, cheap car insuring public recently, hoping for some form of feedback that would give them an easy article. Which in turn, would offer me the same option for a slow news Wednesday. And low and behold, the citizens of our country delivered as best they could, well, they returned their thoughts and opinion which was a starting point. And shocked just about everyone in the process.

The ladies were given choices I believe, names of aesthetically un-gargoylesque types from celluloid mainly – and therefore the usual line up offered at times like this made their timely guest appearances. The obvious roll-call of candidature - Pitt, Depp, Clooney, Hammond . What? Who? For those of you who avidly view BBC 2’s motoring-fest Hammond was christened Richard. Roughly the size of a matchstick, the perma-sheen-toothed presenter of sorts was voted by 1 in 5 women as their perfect in-car entertainment. To what end the entertainment is necessitated, that much wasn’t divulged. Mercifully. Anyhow, whatever he’s got to offer, it kept Johnny Depp off the top spot. Hammond himself, adopting the dialogue of a modest man, slightly uncomfortable in the knowledge said;” I should think so!” We jest. More along the lines of;” It's very flattering and funny that the women voted me over Johnny Depp, George Clooney and Brad Pitt. They don't know my driving habits, though - I always drive with the window down, play my music too loud, and TG (the Top Gear dog) drools everywhere. And there would be constant arguments about the map reading. Anyone still want to share a car with me?"

Men, viewed things differently. Though they would really wouldn’t they? Otherwise this would be a gay website. A gay motoring website. Gayquoteheaven.co.uk doesn’t quite have the same ring to it. Let’s not go there. Therefore Angelina Jolie came top of the heterosexual mans stack, in their dreams, with the statue-esque, and quite simply beautiful Keira Knightley, and turgid baby-machine and celeb acne-disguiser Britney Spears coming a little further down the men’s poll. Behind the 2 nd and 3 rd placed incumbents that is. Namely Kelly Brook and Jeremy Clarkson respectively. Instigated as bearing some remote significance to National Lift Share Day, which is today, it was seen as a bit of light-hearted fun. It never really lived up to its heavy expectation in that department, but passed the time at least. Unlike cheap car insurance gathering here at Quoteheaven.co.uk, where you can saddle up with the very best cheap car insurance any time you want, and where it’s deemed a joy to loiter with that express intent.